"Ode to Pink Floyd"

I'm dirty, I'm a beggar,
My name is Pink Floyd, I'm no other.
Using your toothbrush while you're not around.
Singing my way to hell in the ground.
People die while they wait for the lyrics.
Soon they look like the progeriacs.
I hope they have a life expectancy
Of a hundred years or so,
Because I never say more than
Five words in a row.
Oh I was just so gullible,
Fell in the toilet when it was full....
My name is Pink Floyd....

(Repeat last line to fade.)