Is this the real cheese
Is this the spray-can kind
Caught in the dairy aisle
No escape from the checkout line
Open your eyes, look down through the curds and see
I'm just a poor cow, I need no milk-machine
Because I'm big and fat, round and plump, side of beef, on my rump
Any way the cow moos really doesn't matter to me
To me

Mama, just killed a cow
Put a milker in his side
Said "Come one, just open wide."
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and milked it all away
Mama, mooooo....
Didn't mean to make you cry
The beef is getting fried this time tomorrow
Eat it up, eat it up
As if you're cannibalistic

I see a little silhouette of a cow
Scaramoo scaramoo can you do the beef tango
Big gas stove and butter, don't you touch my udder, no
Galileo Galileo Galileo Galileo ate a cow
Magnificow... ooowwwww....
I'm just a poor cow everyone eats me
He's just a poor cow from a poor side of beef
Make him to burgers and load it with cheese
Aerosol Easy cheese, hard to digest, no?
Pepto-Bismol, and Beano if you please, will you please?
Maalox if you please, if you please, Mylanta for the cheese
If you please.... mooooo....
Oh mama mia mama mia mama mia have some beef
McDonald's has a menu put aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can grill me and put me on rye
So you think you can turn my waste into a pie
Oh, baby, can't do this to me baby,
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Order with some fries
Everyone eats me
Supersize and chowdown, have a little bite.... of me...
Any way the cow... moooooos.....