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A few years ago when I lived in Las Vegas, my best friend Johnny Trots and I made these phone calls.The characters are not of our own creation but the concepts are. Hope you have as much fun listening to them as we did making them! ~aria
Cookies (mp3 | Realaudio)
One of the very first calls we did. This was Johnny's invention. To this day we still cant believe the guy stayed on the line through... well... you'll hear...
Mr. Scary Ass (mp3 | Realaudio)
Put your hands together and pray...
Wet 'N' Wild (mp3 | Realaudio)
This is a water amusement park in Vegas. We only wanted to give those monkeys a good time!
Audition (mp3 | Realaudio)
Another source for my inspiration was the classified ads. they were looking for a piano player and we were only too happy to oblige.
Ever Seen Cats Swim? (mp3 | Realaudio)
Someone please throw those cats a real buoy!
Monkey Balls (mp3 | Realaudio)
In Vegas there is a pizza place which advertises their specialty as "monkey balls"; which are really doughnut holes sprinkled w/ powdered sugar...but how were WE supposed to know that?
Black Beauty Whore's Ranch (mp3 | Realaudio)
Sometimes I would look through the phone book for ideas. On this day I came across an ad for the black beauty horse ranch. What follows is an innocent mistake ANYONE could have made.
My Cock (mp3 | Realaudio)
I had nothing to do with this one... It was all Johnny's idea.
Helicopter Rides (mp3 | Realaudio)
You're all invited for the ride; bring your pocket flashlights and we'll bring the strobe light.
Computer Repair (mp3 | Realaudio)
They TOLD him it was a coffee holder...
If you have any future ideas for calls you can e-mail aria at principessaaria@hotmail.com
Credit goes to Aria for sending in the tape!
